So Christmas has come and gone, hope everyone got what they wanted. as for me, i know i did. anyways, now is the time to welcome in the new year, 2010, the year i finally graduate from high school lol. Anybody else have any major events happening 2010?

Santa Fu! walkthrough
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Basics
-x or s for middle punch
-z or a for middle kick
-left to go left
-right to go right
-down to duck
-up to jump
-duck and x/s to low punch
-duck and z/a to low kick
-up and x/s to high punch
-up and z/a to high kick
-p for pause
-1-6 for music change

Enemies
-big elves, nutcrackers, and gingerbread men --> just comes at you and tries to hump you(?)- just punch or kick them
-dad--> throws a pipe at you, middle or low-just dodge by jumping or ducking and then punch or kick him
-little elves--> same attack as nutcrackers and others, may sometimes jump on your head-hit them with a low punch or low kick
-mom--> attacks with a rolling pin, low attack and middle attack-just dodge and attack
-christmas tree--> comes down from the ceiling and spews fire in one spot-just dodge and attack
-snake--> also comes down from the ceiling-just jump to dodge them
(note: it is possible to kill the tree and snakes from the orbs they come from by high kicking or high punching them when they come down)
-birds--> come flying at you with candy canes-either get them with a low punch or just dodge them with a jump
-mini tree--> drops from the ceiling and hovers in the air just above you for a few seconds, then explodes and shoots 3 fragments downward-just dodge these

Levels
-Level 1--> enemies: big elves, nutcrackers, gingerbread men, dads
boss: Turbo Man--> throws punches and rocket punches (bursts forward while punching)-to defeat him, just duck and use low punches or low kicks. if you dont duck, you're dead meat. after you defeat him, just punch the big pink bear behind him and continue on
-Level 2--> enemies: christmas trees, mini trees, snakes, big elves, little elves, gingerbread men, nutcrackers, dads
boss: Scut Fargus--> throws consecutive punches, and also throws boomerang candy canes, middle and low that end up opposite (ie if he throws it from low, it ends up middle, if he throws from middle, it ends up low)-jump and duck to dodge the candy canes, and just kick him to attack. dont get to close, or he'll get you with his one-two combo attack
-Level 3--> enemies: big elves, nutcrackers, gingerbread men, dads, moms
boss: Frosty--> throws his head to attack and regenerates another head, also attacks with a snow hammer right in front of him-middle attacks wont cut it this time, if you attack his head, he just regenerates another one for no damage, so you must get in close and attack with low punches or low kicks. be sure to get out of the way when he readies his snow hammer(he will raise his arms above his head), and just duck to dodge when he throws his head. after you defeat him, his body melts, and, if you so wish, you can low kick his head!
-Level 4--> enemies: birds, big elves, small elves, nutcrackers, gingerbread men
boss: Rudolph--> shoots middle and low laser beams-jump and duck to dodge the lasers, and then just corner him to the right and kick the stuffing out of him
-Level 5-->enemies: big elves, little elves, nutcrackers, gingerbread men, birds, christmas trees, mini trees, snakes, moms, dads (basically every enemy)
boss: Jesus or Santa (depending on which character you are playing as: Jesus if you are playing as Santa or Raptor Jesus, Santa if you are playing as Jesus)--> this one is a little more difficult, as he has the exact same move set as you do, plus he has a roundhouse kick. all i did was stay in one spot and kick, and let him run into the kicks. if you dont want to do that, then just attack and dodge at the right time. dont get too close or he will roundhouse kick you.

Once you defeat the game, the game will restart(ie you keep your lives and score, but it just puts you back at the first level) and you will get to play through it again, but this time enemies give more damage and are worth more points (about 10% more points than they originally were)

Medals
-Sounds Good--> just listen to all the sound tracks
-Turbo Power--> simply beat level 1
-Elfinator--> just defeat 10 of each elf type-this will happen as you are playing the game
-Oh Fudge-->just defeat level 2
-Yellow Snow--> beat level 3
-Nutcracker--> kill 100 enemies by punching them in the nuts (ie low punches)-this will also happen as you are playing the game, as long as you are using low punches
-Paindeer-->defeat level 4
-Santa Fu Disciple-->defeat any of the first 4 levels without taking damage-kinda hard to do, just stay on your toes. try to get this one on level 1
-Santa Fu Master-->defeat the last level without taking damage-same as before, except its the final level instead. again, really stay on your toes with this one
-Determined-->defeat the game with each of the three playable characters at least once
-King O' Christmas-->just simply defeat level 5

Unlockables
-Defeat the game with Santa to unlock Jesus
-Defeat the game with Jesus to unlock Raptor Jesus
(note: the unlockable characters are no different from santa, ie they have no special moves, they have the exact same move set as santa)

There ya go! if anyone has anything they think im missing or that i should add, just pm me!

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